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Hose Hound 

A female who prances around fire camps seeking sexual fulfillment from firefighters
I caught my hose hound banging the rookie

That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear
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Hose monster 

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
Hose monster by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
When you are a female waitress in a restaurant, Hose A is the most doable of the cooks, the alpha mexican. He is of course followed by Hose B and C.
"If I had to fuck one of them I think I'd pick Pedro, he's definately the Hose A"
Hose A by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008

hose monster 

A well-endowed man with an ample amount of sexual prowess.
Dan banged seven different girls in one night. What a hose monster!
hose monster by perf August 27, 2003

Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.
Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening

Hose Job 

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating
"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"
Hose Job by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020