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Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.
All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"
by Sting6996 June 26, 2022
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honktwt

Honk Twitter. Mostly 14-21 year old girls, boys, and non-binary people who are in love with Karl Jacobs, twitter name for their group. Karl Jacobs and friends use the term “honk” or “what the honk” often, furthermore making it “honktwt”
did you see that they are on honktwt too!
by karlissuperior October 6, 2020
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Heavenly hooker

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.
- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch
by sebish April 13, 2009
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sugar hooker

i am addicted to sweets. i'm a total sugar hooker.
by sugarhooker February 19, 2011
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Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.
This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.
by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009
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Hookahridoo

The Art of Hookahridoo combines Aboriginal music with Eastern leisure activities. Begin by inhaling a large hit from your hookah. Then the Didgeridoo comes into play, which we will call the Hookahridoo.
There are two methods of hitting the Hookahridoo:
1) The Melodic = exhale while playing the Didgeridoo, producing a nice low tone while smoke bellows out of the end.
2) The Hookahriduo (WARNING: FOR EXPERTS ONLY) = Follow the Melodic hit sequence but have a fellow Hookahteer accept the generous gift of the shisha out of the other end of the Hookahridoo. This will allow the recipient to experience and enjoy and exhale this tandem hit.
1 - Melodic
Blake: Oh shit! I thought that was a bull frog!
Jason: Nah man. Didn't you see the smoke coming from the Hookahridoo?
Aaron: Yeah dude my hit was huge!

2 - Hookahriduo
(Blake takes hit)
Blake: Aaron you want this?
Aaron: I got to call Lacey.
Jason: Let me get the other end of that!
Blake: Alright. (Proceeds to exhale)
(Jason exhales)
Aaron: That hit made me light headed!
by The Three Hookahteers May 25, 2006
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the hook

look out man here comes the hook!!!!
by babydoll526 March 16, 2009
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