Hofasho

A person that is a hoe without doubt.

(Person 1) Dude, what do you think about her?
(Person 2) She's a hofasho.
(Person 1) Ya...that's what I was thinking.

by Heaven's Avenging Angel December 21, 2008

Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

by westsaffa September 8, 2008

HFFA

Hot from far away

She was HFFA until I got close then I saw her butter face

by CuseTown February 8, 2009

The Hoff

1. Popular nickname for David Hasslehoff, the god like entity who surfs the net righting wrongs & solving world hunger.
2. A man like no other.
3. The individual commonly parodied in chain emails.

Timmy: "The Hoff" saved the whales from deforestation today.

Sally: I love "The Hoff". He saved my kitten from british underground bombers

by fgl August 25, 2005

Heffatitis

A disease transmitted by sexual contact or activities usually with a heffatitis host (most commonly a heffa herself - a horrifically fat chick), which results in abhorrent side effects to the victim. The infected male has side effects which include pengilly behavior and most serious of all, a tendency to tune Heffas. Heffatitis become more severe as the side effects progress, usually measured by the downward spiral of heffa tuning. As of yet there are no cures or vaccinations, although some males are more predisposed to the condition than others (it is not genetic). The disease often lies dormant for months or even years, coming active when the opportunity presents itself. Conspiracy theories may suggest that it was in fact an underground group of heffas which biogenetically engineered the disease to ensure that they enjoy a tune from time to time. It is an observation that generally more attractive male specimens are more resistant to heffatitus, leaving only the weaker, more vulnerable and desperate males to contract the horrible disease

1)He tunes so many fat chicks, he must have heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis

by Addoman January 2, 2006

hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

Hoff Off

Verb.

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.

Seeing Joe macking with Traci made Jeff hoff off.

by Earl Sharrow February 28, 2008