mazzer wazzer hob

a person who gets up in the evry tuesday morning to get a nose job!

my freind abbie <=witch nose c= darn big nose @= abbies nose L= long posh nose all of these are mazzer wazzer hob noses.

by wild-child-lily May 17, 2010

Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

hob scobblin

Hopping over ice or snow in an impish manner in order to arrive at one's destination quickly.

Mikey and I were hob scobblin over to grill to grab a qucik order o fries.

by Pucci February 28, 2003

HOB

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.

Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.

by weave August 26, 2003

foxy hob knob

ginger or red headed person thats a complete wanker!!

he's a foxy hob knob anyways!!

by sexysleepyhead July 17, 2006

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 9, 2007