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history

What repeats itself over and over and over again.
by cynic February 19, 2003
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AP World History

A ridiculously hard class that will result in sleep deprivation, all nighters, the reading of an entire textbook, the complete usage of at leas two packs of pens, two three inch binders of notes, and a new perspective on the world if you get a good teacher. If you play any sort of sport, your entire life for that year will consist of that sport and world history, forget about friends, sleep, sometimes food and even other classes. Going to sleep past twelve every night will be normal and you will begin to think that eleven on a school night is early.The AP credit is not worth the time and effort that you will put into the class to pass, I do not care how motivated or "smart" you are, you can get the same perspective in a regular class without the price you pay, do not make the mistake others have before you.
Friend: hey what did you do last night
You: I stayed up till two finishing my AP World History study guide after the game
F: Dang, good thing I don't play soccer because I only stayed up to twelve
Y:Lucky! you actually got 6 hours of sleep?
F:Yeah dude, I feel like i slept for a day
by Soccer10 April 13, 2013
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History Major

Someone who physically can never leave their dorm room due to the amount of homework they have.
my roomate is a history major. so thats why i thought he didnt exist
by hobknocker!! July 24, 2010
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History

1. An argument for the cause of the present.
2. The study of man’s previous disasters, taught to ensure that future generations will never make the embarrassing mistake of repeating them, but will instead set about making new and even more complicated blunders.
3. The study of catastrophic events and the assholes that caused them. While preparing for an historical exam, one should note that any individual mentioned in the assigned textbook who was responsible for the death of at least a quarter of a million people, is probably worth mentioning on the test.
History is in itself an example.
by nethcev! August 20, 2006
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AP European History

A class taken by insane sophomores, otherwise known as a nervous breakdown. Countless hours of sleep gone forever. A hatred for history even though you were neutral on the subject before the class.
Student 1: I just took the AP European History test and almost went into a self-induced coma

Student 2: I just threw my AP Euro book in the pool! Take that $%&%#&^ Ms. (insert teacher name here)!
by Grewster October 11, 2009
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canadas history

Canada's History is a depraved sexual act first performed around 1898 in the lawless Yukon territory by "Meaty" Georges Gagnon, a French-Canadian prospector during the Klondike Gold Rush. Georges performed the act on many willing and unwilling men, women, children, and domesticated animals (the rumors of this act being performed on moose and kodiak bears are unconfirmed). The act was called a "Dark mar on Canada's History" by local politicians, and "the only interesting thing in Canada's History" by American papers sensationalizing the Klondike Gold Rush.

The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.

Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.

Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.

The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
Roommate 1: Geez, eh, you were loud last night with that girl. What were you doing in there, Canadas History?

Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.

Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
by kingkongNINJA February 6, 2010
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middle children of history

From Tyler Durden form Fight Club, by Chuck Palahnuik.
"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."
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