What you do is you fiddle with your soft cock for 30 minutes, then run naked into a room full of unaware people and explode, if you want to add an extra splash of spice to it, you can make jazz hands while screaming as hard as you humanly can before exploding.
by D4v3_57r1d3r October 19, 2018
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John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
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Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
by fishsticks25 August 7, 2010
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2. Masturbating while stoned
2. Masturbating while stoned
by PowerSerg June 15, 2011
Get the hijacking mug.hijab literally means 'barrier' or 'curtain' in Arabic. It is usually used to refer to an article of clothing called a khimar in Arabic ( and the Quran). Muslim women wear it because in Quran 24:31 it tells them to drape their khimars over their chests (thus creating a "hijab"). Some people who wear hijab only show their feet, face and hands, others show their forearms and feet as well while some others cover from their neck to the middle of their calf. It has been interpreted as a visual representation of modesty (like Muslim men wearing loose clothes and not being allowed to wear gold, silk, transparent or extremely form fitting clothes is), as a representation of Islamic identity, by some a feminist or anti-consumerist statement but most commonly an act of piety. It has also been interpreted as oppressive by neocolonialist bigots who want to 'liberate'
It is an article of clothing that doesn't need to vibe politicized by governements (cough...and so called laïcité...cough) , neocolonialist "feminists" (FEMEN..COUGH), hategroups using articles of clothing to justify unexceptable xenophobic behaviour or crazy extremist loonies. It should not be forced on someone because in Islam nothing counts (even fasting) without niya (intention). It is not be confused with a 'niqab' (face veil) or jilbab (loose garment)
And no men are not allowed to harm women for not wearing it or harm them at all (religiously speaking)
It is an article of clothing that doesn't need to vibe politicized by governements (cough...and so called laïcité...cough) , neocolonialist "feminists" (FEMEN..COUGH), hategroups using articles of clothing to justify unexceptable xenophobic behaviour or crazy extremist loonies. It should not be forced on someone because in Islam nothing counts (even fasting) without niya (intention). It is not be confused with a 'niqab' (face veil) or jilbab (loose garment)
And no men are not allowed to harm women for not wearing it or harm them at all (religiously speaking)
Leia: I like your new hijab its really cute
Somayah: Thanks It's the one Halima Aden wore in that American Eagle Ad
Somayah: Thanks It's the one Halima Aden wore in that American Eagle Ad
by bilqyce July 29, 2017
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She is very beautiful and known for her green eyes
She is very beautiful and known for her green eyes
by Neeraj September 21, 2020
Get the Himanshi khurana mug.A Hijacker could be defined as one who masturbates on a plane. This could also be considered as "sneaking into the mile high club."
Upon his return to the United States, the world traveler shares his experience of masturbating over the Atlantic Ocean. His only defense was "Who can't go 8 hours without choking it?" Phil rightfully names him the "Hijacker."
by MikeydaV May 26, 2006
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