Heliophilia

A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.

"Why are you crying?"

"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."

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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"

"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."

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"Have you read Heliophilia?"

"....get the fuck out."

by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014

hello

Knowing that this is Urban Dictionary, hello is a sex position.

So my girlfriend wanted it, and I gave her a hello last night. It felt amazing!

by 12yz12ab February 12, 2015

Hello Love

A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent

{ring ring}

Hello?

Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.

Oh! Hello Love!

by karidababithitter November 3, 2010

hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by jimbob February 15, 2003

say hello to my little friend

What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."

"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"

by Bobby De Niro December 12, 2004

hellob

A word used to make the word "hello" a bit more interesting.

Simon "Hellob Max"
Max "Hellob"

by hellob June 29, 2011

Hello Internet

A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.

"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019