Dirty Hagrid

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011

Ps1 hagrid

The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November

Tyler “omg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake “dude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler “oh yeah”

by TI-36X Pro Calculator November 10, 2019

Hatred

Updating Facebook but not responding to a text from your significant other.

That is complete hatred.

by Coopsie24 July 7, 2018

hagrid

hagid:the huge fat guy who is the gamekeepr at Hogwarts

hagrid:big and hairy you wouldn't be talking about me now would ya.
harry:NO the wizarding world doesn't always revolve around you.
hermione:it revolves around harry.
ron:wicked!

harry:lovin' your hut hagrid it's very...rustic!

by crowie August 4, 2006

hatrick

To hook up with exactly three women in a set period of time. This situation usually happens at a party or strip club.

boy: How many chick did you get with tonight?

boy 2: My friend, I pulled a hatrick.

by Mattybro March 4, 2008

Hatred Burns

Immense hatred towards something.

"Hey did you see the Doom movie?"
"Yes. Hatred Burns."

by Eryka Sunderland September 27, 2005

Hagrid

a fat woman who resembles hagrid from the harry potter series. one whos cooch oozes mysterious potions. tends to make out with gay men and convince them to bang her with her pussy potions.

yo man did u see that hagrid walkin down the hall today?

yeah man she drug me into the bathroom and rode my shlong

by randal cunningham September 5, 2009