Haganater

A guy who is constantly drunk, scared of gay people, works for a cable company and likes to fuck skinny white girls.
Will possibly end up in jail for murder or rape because of his unusual nact for making up stupid ass nicknames such as pumpkin and Haganater.

Example #1
Man that guy is wasted, what a fucking haganater.

Example #2
Guy1 - Yo check that guy out I think he is gonna fuck that skinny white girl, go Haganater!

Example # 3
Guy 1- hey man did you hear the nickname that guy gave me? it was so lame he called me pumpkin.

Guy 2- Yeah what kind of nickname is pumpkin, sounds gay to me, maybe he is in love with you and thats his pet name for you, what a fucking Haganater!

by Lamzaney February 28, 2010

Hakan

Hakan is the best guy ever. He will be by your side always

This guy is cool. He must be a hakan

by Recrev October 26, 2018

habanooten

Habanooten, v: The practice of dipping ones scrotum in boiling habanero oil in order to cleanse your soul of evil spirits. A common ritual at Scientologist orgies after a train has been run on your mother's anus.

Man, the best part of that anus train is the Habanooten. I swear, yo, it's the kine brah!

by dive February 13, 2005

harangue

An oration, lecture, tirade

by Larstait November 6, 2003

hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.

I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!

by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006

Hagan

Having sexual intercourse through a pizza.

I ordered a dominoes last night and haganed the fuck out of this girl.

by Joeham April 18, 2018

harang

Misspelling (sometimes intentional out of ease) of harangue, which is a tirade or rant, whether spoken or written.

In this usage it is usually playful and friendly banter suggesting the other person forcefully remind them later of their failings.

If used in reference to other people (particularly a work superior) it usually delicately and formally suggests the other person was being irritable/annoying in a way that is not career limiting.

"I have a meeting to go to, harang me about that letter later."

"Colleague1: Simon was haranging me over that corporate newsletter.
Colleague2: Ignore it, he was just mad it didn't have his name in it."

by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009