E-Harmonied

Based on the E-Harmony dating site.

Being E-Harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. This word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.

Ex. 1: Stephanie totally E-Harmonied me yesterday, and now I'm stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.

Ex. 2: Why is everyone trying to E-Harmony me? I like being single!

by Emobluejay January 5, 2014

harmoine

The shipping of Harry potter and Hermoine Granger

Human: Omg I love Harmoine

by MermaidTinker July 3, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down an erect penis while humming or speaking into it.

He knew his girlfriend was a keeper after she gave him a harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 8, 2017

harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down on a penis while breathing or speaking into it.

He could never dump his girlfriend because she loved to play the harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 7, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where a person slides their mouth up and down a penis shaft while breathing or murmuring into it, like a harmonica.

She had a reputation for giving great harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 12, 2017

Harmonica Dick

noun

A dick with a much less that average length, but is, similar to a harmonica, extremly wide. Also like a harmonica, it is easily blown.

Jenny: Karol, your dad is weird!
Karol: Hey! No he isn't!
Jenny: He gave me harmonica dick!
Karol:...I think it's good...

by Tiberius Declemont December 27, 2018

Harmonica Lewinsky

A blowjob given on the side of the man’s shaft like a harmonica.

President Clinton was notorious for receiving Harmonica Lewinsky’s from his favorite intern.

by Sea Lawyer February 10, 2019