Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Magic Headphones

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.

They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright

by Bambii2K October 20, 2009

Headphone hair

When you sculpt your hairstyle around the on-ear headphones your wearing. The effect of such hair is ruined when the headphones are removed.

Subsequently, you look a bit of a penis.

"Your facebook photo has some good use of the headphone hair"

"Skullcandy are shit. But kudos on the headphone hair."

by CodexRios April 22, 2010

nigger headphones

When you put headphones on wrong.

Tyrone! Quit wearing nigger headphones. Those headphones go on your ears not your cheeks you fucking retard.

by Anl Fister November 14, 2017

blasting headphones

listening to music really loud through your earbuds or headphones

what i couldnt here you i was blasting headphones??

by skatezero4653 October 14, 2007

Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

disposable headphones

the shitty headphones yo buy for like 4 buck and us for about 2 days then dispose because they have been destroyed by use

guy1 - het man i just bought this sick lloking headphones at the dollar store

GUY2- dude that shit"s not gonna last a week those are disposable headphones

.......two days later

GUY1- oh shit those headphones broke on my first 4 hours of music

GUY 2-I KNEW IT CHEAP FUCK NEXT TIME BY A ZUNE OR SOME OTHER PREMIUM HEADPHONES....

by thetechy critque117 October 23, 2011