Happy tapioca

To be blindfolded, anally raped, and submerged in pudding

I bought a LOT of pudding cups at the store! I hope you’re in the mood for a happy tapioca!

by Notanormie_reee December 5, 2018

Happy Cat

HAPPY CAT

hap•py cat
hapē kat
Adjective Noun

Someone who has a smile and a positive attitude and outlook on life.

A Happy Cat gets up each day with a smile and shows appreciation for all that they have and all of life’s blessings and greets each day and most people with a smile even through adversity as the know every day is a new day and in that new day great things can happen.

He/She is truly a Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat and always has the right attitude in life.

That is one Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

Respect the Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

by LOVE777 September 13, 2014

happy sperm

Sperm that is being ejaculated esp. into the vaginal,oral, or anal orifice of a hottie.

"My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."

"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."

by dicksy chick November 17, 2007

happy as a sand boy

As happy as a sandboy is an expression which implies blissful contentment and comes from the days when Publicans in the 17th-19th Century used to spread sand on bar floors to catch slops, spills, spit and so on. They used little boys ie Sandboys, to spread sand on the floor & sweep up the soiled sand. They were 'paid' in ale, normally the slops, which made them drunk/merry/happy.

John was as happy as a sand boy

by Markie Moo Cow May 27, 2017

Happy clapper

New age fake christian

Check those happy clappers talking in tongues and waiting for their endtime.
They are just a peodophile cult.

by 29gts11 January 18, 2020

slap happy

term used to describe one's mood when sleep deprived or tired. Signs of being 'slap happy' include inane rambling, strange remarks, odd random behavior (such as giving oneself a wedgie), uncontrollable laughter at one's own jokes.

Bob is slap happy today because he was out late last night.

by ladeefalcn March 31, 2005

happy as a clam

To be exceedingly happy and content.
The full phrase is "happy as a clam at high tide." Clams can only be dug up at low tides, so at high tide a clam is safer and secure, so therefore, happy.

Everything in my life seems to be going great; I'm happy as a clam.

by weijajo April 7, 2009