Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro March 30, 2009

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.

"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "

by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action

Patrick is such a handy hog

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019