HAM

Hory As Maori

"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.

by old skoolar May 26, 2013

Ham

Ham is the best meat ever

My ham sandwich was great

by Señor Steve October 21, 2011

HAM

Hot Ass Man

Kevin is HAM to the max

by Fire May 12, 2004

Hammed

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.

"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"

by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009

HAM

HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).

Check out that HAM over there. Damn.

by PrincessXena June 4, 2011

Ham

Ugly, extremely ugly.

You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham

by kayja December 29, 2010

Ham

A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.

Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.

by Ree the G September 2, 2010