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Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet
Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers
by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019
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hammock

pronounced: ham-mick
-noun-

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
I laid in the hammock. It was nice.
by Nuclear Tank Tactory March 27, 2009
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cracker tom hammock

The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.
Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?

CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!
by Scariott October 26, 2010
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blob hammock

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006
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shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.
I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.
by dropthekids January 30, 2010
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harlock_my_beloved

a cool mf who simps for a fictional space pirate

and uhhh they are HORNY.

VERY HORNY.

me, crystallix has made this because no one had the nerve to make me happier
harlock_my_beloved is cool

harlock_my_beloved is horny as fuck

my friend is very cool. her name is

harlock_my_beloved.
by harlock is hot August 16, 2021
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nork hammock

blimey ken,look at the charlies on that,bet she's got a right nork hammock on under there.
by rocketxl5 December 25, 2005
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