What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
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When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
by wiki-diki May 13, 2018
Get the humburger mug.Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.
Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.
by Gee El September 5, 2012
Get the Hamburger meat mug.Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.
A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007
Get the neil hamburger mug.A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).
You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.
by werdo terdo May 12, 2010
Get the hamburger with cheese mug.To be completely robbed of a good app experience by a "hamburger" menu in a mobile app due to feature obfuscation.
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