sit on a ham sandwich with mustard! 

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard! by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich 

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

ham and cheese sandwich by kaleb s July 20, 2008

ham and cheese sandwich

Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)

Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.

ham and cheese sandwich by Cris Kamurai June 18, 2008

ham and sausage sandwich 

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina

wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

ham and sausage sandwich by offoluke January 17, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

Ham and Cheese Sandwich by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

Ham and cheese sandwich by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025