Halfsies

When you shit but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.

Convo in Taco bell bathroom

Kyle- What the fuck is taking so long
Dan- Bro i got halfsies so bad right now
Kyle- Damn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
Dan- I know thats why im trying to get it all out now!

by ThemanThelegend September 7, 2010

Halftrack Slip

A crazy funky dance created by Amos Halftrack. Was first done on April 10, 2011. In order to prepare for this dance, punch or some other liquid must be spilled on the ground so as to make the other person slip in it. Thus creating the image of dancing although it is not. It often ends with the person slamming down onto their bottom with a loud WHOMP sound.

Papa Amos: Hey, wanna dance? There's 'Why Don't We Just Dance' is playing.

Marty: Well, of course. We're gonna have to do the Halftrack Slip here. I'll go get that punch bowl and dump it on the ground. (she takes the punch bowl and pours it on the floor)

Papa Amos: Well, here goes nothing. (He slips and crashes into Sergeant Snorkel who starts laughing at him)

Orville: What is this? This dance looks fun!

Papa Amos: Its the Halftrack Slip. Its the latest craze here at Camp Swampy. Why don't you try it? (he hands Sgt. Snorkel a cup of punch which Sgt. Snorkel pours on the floor)

Stainy: Sweet heavenly angels! This dance is going to slip us all the way back to heaven!

Marty: You're right! We'll be slipping our way through this old swamp until we called up to the Pearly Gates. (she starts rotfl)

Papa Amos: This is more than the Halftrack Slip. Its also the Camp Swampy Stomp!

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

halftard

Idiot, moron, douchebag, loser

My boss is a halftard

by expunculator May 28, 2011

halston

An unspecial lesbian. Frequently gets highly intoxicated, beyond self control. Halston's should not be allowed to around hamburgers. Also has a fascination with things that are pink.

Someone get's plastered and pukes hambugers...that's a Halston. Also can include engaging in the 69 position with other females to try and improve one's self esteem. All things pink are "Halston."

by Cat Rebel June 24, 2008

halfsie

A half ounce of weed (14.5 grams). Costs about 80 dollars canadian.

Most people cop halfsies cuz ther too broke to buy ounces

by Curly Dino July 7, 2006

halfsies

half-brothers or sisters. people who share one parent, but not the other. eg, people with the same mother but different fathers.

you could also spell or pronounce it "halvsies", but you'd look like a retard.

Girl1: "I thought you had a brother. How come I never see him anymore?"
Girl2: "My sister and I live here with our mom, but our halfsies live in Texas with their dad."

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Guy1: "Megan and Ryan are spending a lot of time together. Are they dating?"
Guy2: "No way, man! They're halfsies!"

by MattJ77 March 12, 2009

Halfsie

A bisexual person. Refering to being half way "out the closet".

Carla won't go out with Mary because she doesn't date halfsies.

by Dushtie January 9, 2008