Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter

His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.

by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009

Pakistani Haircut

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you pull out and bust a load on her pubes. Shortly following the cumming you use your mouth to bite off the hairs and clean up the mess.

"Yo John I gave your mom a nice Pakistani Haircut last night"
John says "Fuck You"

by AtheistFTW April 29, 2010

Scottish Haircut

The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.

Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.

by horny4alligators September 11, 2010

Cambodian Haircut

(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia

"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut

by Ellani November 03, 2011

wedding haircut

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014

Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.

I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.

by theviewupheresucks June 09, 2020

Tijuana Haircut

When the first person to pass out at the party gets woken up by hot waxing their pubes

-Yo, bro! Jimmy is passed out on the couch! Sounds like it's time for a Tijuana haircut!

-Dude, did you hear about Jimmy? Yeah bro! I heard Ronnie and Ken gave him a Tijuana haircut last night

by Bath-time Toaster August 03, 2023