Gusset Guitar

The shifting aside of a ladies underwear to allow for easier access to delicate underparts...

A: How was your date with that hottie last night?
B: Not bad, got a bit of gusset guitar action.
A: Well done sir!

by HairierThanYou April 11, 2011

Guse

adjective
1. to look really good in appearance.
2. well-dressed

3. confident

1. "wow, you look guse today"
2. "where are you going? Looking all guse-guse"
3. "aye, you're guse"

by Guse-Guse December 12, 2018

Gunsel

As used in the movie The Maltese Falcon a gunsel refers to a young man "kept" by an older "sugar daddy". The word is apparently Yiddish -- meaning little goose -- and is used in the same way as the Yiddish word for "little bird" is used to refer to a male homosexual.

Sam Spade to Caspar Gutman "...and keep your gunsel away from me".

by Genma Saotome May 16, 2021

crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.

Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.

by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 4, 2018

Giuseppe

The center of the universe. Basically God, but better and Italian. One must repent for Crimes Against Giuseppe (CAGS) by completing one of the seven pillars: Pasta, Pizza, Pepperoni, Parmesan, Pestilence, Plague, and Playground. The profit Gus E. Pipe is Jesus, who made the journey from the Island of Pipe, Italy, to Queens, New York. "Blessed are thou who eat from the tomato of Giuseppe" -Gus E. Pipe. "Cursed are thou who eat pineapple on pizza. Thou must repent." -Gus E. Pipe

Giuseppe is love. Giuseppe is life.

by giuseppe123 August 26, 2023

Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.

Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

gouse

An imbecile or one of lesser intelligence.

You are a gouse.

You son of a gouse.

He goused that up.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012