When you and your boys beating the meat and all your man milk shoots straight into another guy's throat from 4 feet away.
by Supreme Gunk Dunker 99 March 31, 2017
This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.
Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"
by Babies September 13, 2006
by ROCK AND METAL SUCKS! September 1, 2003
Nasty fat in some meat, wads or cartelidge.
Called spu-lunk-a-gunk because it's 'like eating the crap in a cave that tastes like when you eat chicken' A.K.A really nasty. see ga boing ga
Called spu-lunk-a-gunk because it's 'like eating the crap in a cave that tastes like when you eat chicken' A.K.A really nasty. see ga boing ga
'Ew, sick, this chicken is full of spu-lunk-a-gunk, omg, I'd rather lick bat crap off the bottom of a cave!'
'Dude, it's the same thing...'
'Oh...'
'Dude, it's the same thing...'
'Oh...'
by R4gdoll September 11, 2005
from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):
"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".
(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"
"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".
(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"
by Le Gend!!! hawheehaw December 18, 2011
The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.
Bob umm Mary?
Mary Yes Bob?
Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .
Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!
Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!
Mary omg ewww!
Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...
Mary Fml.
Mary Yes Bob?
Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .
Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!
Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!
Mary omg ewww!
Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...
Mary Fml.
by stoned123 July 26, 2011
"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."
by The gunker March 22, 2023