grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 27, 2004

grundle monster

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll

God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006

gruntler

One who gruntles others, thus making them not disgruntled. A bringer of happiness.

My wife is a real gruntler.

by Guy Morton January 16, 2004

grundleosis

A burning sensation occuring in the grundle.

Person 1: Dude, my grundle is burning.

Person 2: Dude, you have grundleosis.

by Chippa January 30, 2005

grundle grubber

a bottom-feeder, eater of the taint, lover of the gooch, dirty scoundrel

"yo melkie was tongue deep in her ass, a real grundle grubber!"

by shitty winston December 16, 2011

Gruncle

Great uncle

Hello there gruncle fred!

by TidoBruce January 18, 2021

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021