Penis Gopher

One who thrives on and searches for Peni.

Mark Nichols

"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"

by Don Rocco September 20, 2004

gopher

(verb intransitive)
At the office, to peek over the cubicle wall, like a gopher peering out of its hole or rising on hind legs to peer over an obstruction.

I was at my desk playing Tetris when Al gophered over the cubicle and asked to borrow my stapler.

by grantatwork December 14, 2008

Gopher It

A funnier way to say "Go For It!"

rather,

GOPHER IT

or GOPHERIT

Guy 1: Dude, I'm gonna fuck that chick.

GUy 2: GOPHER IT BRO

by OffRoader23 May 12, 2007

gopherwartz

gopherwartz is a troll with allot of warts who hangs in forums, and gophers around several forums.

you are such a forum gopherwartz. Your such an amazing gopherwartz.

by stewiemacman July 18, 2006

gopher ball

As in "go for" ball, used in baseball to refer to a pitch hit for a homerun.

Don't throw a hanging curve with a 2-0 count...gopher ball for sure.

by Fox Horn May 5, 2005

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

by Velcro May 7, 2003

Gopher Pound

Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.

"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"

by Gopher Pounder 69 July 23, 2009