"At 7:24 ET August 12, 2024 Google becomes self aware and launches its missiles against Russia" -Terminator
"Why would it do that?" -John Connor
"Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator
"Shit!" -John Conner
"Why would it do that?" -John Connor
"Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator
"Shit!" -John Conner
by Superfreak8000 October 05, 2011
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The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".
The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".
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Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?
Did you mean: Microsoft
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Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?
by merrymuppets October 21, 2012
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Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
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As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.
Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
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As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.
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Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google
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Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.
Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google
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Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.
by Burkus April 03, 2009
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Googles from the planet Goo shall soon invade our membranes and those of the unborn
Googles from the planet Goo shall soon invade our membranes and those of the unborn
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Get the google² mug.I went to google.com and searched google. I received 3.12billion results in .06 seconds, later my computer imploded.
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Get the Google mug.Google's fourth attempt at a social media website. It was officially supposed to be an extension of Google Business (the "+" meaning extended) and colleagues of a business would use Google+ as a social media to keep contact with each other. Then, when teenagers realized that adults didn't know about Google+, they began to post on Google+ to hide things from their parents.
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