One who is generally gooby about sex and all related activies.

Can also be an individual who enjoys incorporating chocolate covered peanuts into their sexual escapades.

Lisa: "Sherwin hocked a loogie before he kissed me, then laughed and highfived himself."

Vicky: "Sounds like a goobersexual to me."

Goobersexual by Algnar July 24, 2010

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goobersauce

Silly/funny

My kid is acting like goobersauce

goobersauce by Lilly987 April 15, 2020

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Gooberstomper

The act of cumming in a shower drain and stomping it down with your tounge. Can also be used as an insult for people who cum in shower drain and then stomp it down with their tounge.

This motherfucker is such a gooberstomper.

Gooberstomper by Gooberstomper July 14, 2022

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goobersecond

a speed so fast no one can tell how fast it is and if you do go this speed your skin will evaporate off of your body and you will be going around 1000 times the speed of light times the exponent of 10 to the power of the sun. failure to go exactly 1237 steps per second will result in terminal cancer

nigga 1 bro i just ran a mile
nigga 2 bro forget that i just ran 180000000000000 miles in one goobersecond

goobersecond by Nigerianprince1212 February 19, 2023

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