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Highfield's School 

At first it may appear that highfields is a prison or a power station but it is infact a secondary school çontructed in matlock, derbyshire in the 1980's. This austere and tragic mess of chewing gum and breeze blocks provides the ideal containment environment for the assorment of morally devoid educationally malnurited, ugg boot wearing, teen pregnancy enducing ragamuffins shaped within its walls. Some of them may hope to eventually escape as far afield as chezzy college, or to the greener pastures of the university of Derby. Presiding over this variety of muppets are an eclectic bunch of paedophiles, perverts, rapant homosexuals and borderline sociopaths. There only task is to ensure the streets of matlock are atleast safe to walk between 9 and 5 during term time. Atleast it has a better rugby team, aproachable girls and far better grades than lady manners. Oomphh.
I spent my childhood at Highfield's School, now I'm a brick layer in darley dale, With a porn addiction and an alchohol depéndancy.' Pissed up kev

highfivified 

When someone high-fives at your expense.
(Two guys walk up to you and laugh at your neon green Crocs)
Guy 1: "Hey, the '80s called--they want their shoes back."
(They high-five)
"Crap, I've been highfivified."
highfivified by Anastasia N September 2, 2006

highfivealation 

when one is extremly drunk in a closet drinking laundry detergent,with there best friend/band mate making up words.
Quinn Allman-Highfivealation Jeph.
Jeph Howard-"Slaps hand"
Quinn-bobulations?
highfivealation by JessieCole January 11, 2008

MEXICAN HIGHDIVE 

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.
MEXICAN HIGHDIVE by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

Ganira Highdive 

When a man takes a poop on a girls chest and then slams her breasts together causing fecal matter to erupt towards the ceiling like a volcano.
So before I broke up with her I gave her the Ganira Highdive so she could remember me by something.
Ganira Highdive by durkadurkha January 13, 2009

Helsinki Highdive 

Upon having intercourse, a woman lays on the floor while a man jumps off of the bed, attempting to land his erect penis inside of her.
After trying the Helsinki Highdive, I manage to spend four days in the hospital.