goffff

A small tortise, usually living underground or in a small recepticle of some sort, like a discarded, hollow stereo speaker.

look at that goffff! How cute

by Nilloc April 5, 2008

goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.

George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.

by cold pocket November 8, 2022

Goffing

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

by chlophtimus December 16, 2008

goffic

goffic: one who is a try-hard goth or gothic.

Example 1: Internet goffic says- Look at my icon... I'm so dark and gothy *broods*
Example 2: real-life goffic says- I dyed my hair black and listen to metal and watch buffy and I have a blood fetish and I'm totally hardxcore... let's go sacrifice some goats!

by crunchiecrumble December 27, 2005

goffed

1. owned or screwed
2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted
3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!"
"The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"

by dhlc December 18, 2005

goffstown

a shitty ass town where you get aressted for having a little bit of weed and not everyones a fucking emo but there are alt of hicks and stoners

hey that kids from goffstown he must be emo
no not everyone from goffstowns a fuckin emo

by fabio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2012

goffik

Yet another way for ignorant asses to insult ppl wearing black.

Idiot: Oooh!!! Goffik!!!
Girl wearing black Poison t-shirt: Oh, grow up.

by Lace April 26, 2004