Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 26, 2014

Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.

"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."

by SamanthaNeace April 26, 2016

Peach Gobbler

There are two steps to the Peach Gobbler

Step 1: Encasing the penis in candy peach rings and perform intercourse.

Step 2: Keep the rings on while you and your partner engage in 69.

Both of you will enjoy a sweet treat.

Friend 1: My girlfriend has such a sweet tooth it seems like she prefers candy over sex
Friend 2: Just give her a Peach Gobbler bro

by SexAddict27 February 24, 2021

godberry

King of the Juice. - Powerthirst Commercial

"When God gives you lemons, you find a new God! Godberry! King of the Juice."

by JShell March 6, 2008

gabbering

dancing like a dumb-fuck, especially when you are drunk or if you just dont have the talent to dance.

I have a video of Michelle gabbering when she got wasted last night.

by tcdiv July 22, 2011

Gobernatz

Pronounced Göh-bêr-ntß
1. noun - a person who has a high dependencey on alcohol, cannot live without it, and has developed a high tolerance of consuming large quantities of alcohol, see 'alcoholic'

2. adjective - a secret desire to try ekkies.

3. noun - A great, sexy, attractice person who will finger his best friends in the ass, play with their dicks, have sword fights when they get drunk, sleep in their jocks with their best mates and still have the nerve to call himself straight in front of his lover (who happens to be of the same sex.

4. noun - Just a weird-ass german name that no one can pronounce or has heard before.

1. Dude you need to slow down or ur gonna become a fuckin' dropkick Gobernatz.

2. leprechaun: What's up with you?
guy: I got gobernatz munchies lad.
leprechaun: Here, have some extacy,
guy: Gee thank you, your a such swell leprechaun =

3. Quit touching my dick Gobernatz.

4. taxi driver: check out this weird-ass name, Goganats, wtf?
passenger: it's Gobernatz u sad fuck.

by Zach de la Rocha March 18, 2008

gibber

verb

1 : to fail at something suddenly, unexpectedly and colorfully

2 : to abruptly take your toys and go home

After his proposed fantasy football trade was not approved by a majority of the owners, Andrew hurled a half-eaten chicken strip across the room and gibberred the league. He later finished the chicken strip.

by thefoxx September 9, 2014