Gingerism

aka fear and loathing of day walkers. Soulless beings that wonder the shaded corners of the earth for fear of freckle breakouts; often pass the disease through sneezing, sharing of ice cream, and gary busey. Once given the disease, also known as gingervitus, it is irreversible and causes a life time of shame and social pariah

If blazing red hair, freckles, and pale pasty skin puts you into a blinding rage, you probably are a Gingist practicing Gingerism.

by hobart8584 January 31, 2010

Gingers

Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis

Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers

by Dr.Cham June 22, 2014

Gingersnatch

A carrot-top's vagina; a play on the word (and delicious cookie) 'gingersnap.'

Lindsay Lohan... is a gingersnatch.

by P Rotten March 3, 2011

gingerism

A new code of conduct measure that serves to protect ginger people in the work place

Some of the misconducts at work are racism, ageism and gingerism

by kaito12790 November 17, 2015

Gingerness

A symptom suffered by those who are unfortunate enough to have ginger/orange coloured hair normally of the female sex. This hair can normally be on the head but in extre cases will originate in the pubic region

Gingerness people normally found living in North-East Wales, Holywell

by 1082leon May 6, 2009

Closet Gingerist

A Person who secretely finds their sexual orientation wandering toward Ginger Haired Males or Females

Your a closet Gingerist

by sw123 March 25, 2009

Gingers

Gingers (Daywalkers) are creatures from the outside world. Gingers usually have orange hair, pale skin and have a strange odour that is similar to wet dog, piss and cornflakes. Usually lay their eggs in a nest. The main problem with Gingers in the world today are that some usually the king ginger Are capable of stealing souls so make sure that you stay away from the ones with the freckles. But most of all remember that every freckle on a Gingers face represent every soul they have stolen. If one approaches you in the street the only way to kill a ginger is to draw them out into the sunlight and stick a stake through its heart. Once the Ginger is dead you need to burn the ginger immediately and then bathe it in bleach to get rid of the stench of cornflakes and wet dog. That my friends is all you need to know about the Daywalkers and how to stop them

Hey Paul, Are you going out to shoot some gingers tonight once we've found the nest. I would take the dog but i think anything can smell a ginger a mile away.

by Imbue December 9, 2014