wrote gerbil

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)
Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.
by Soomanchu October 09, 2009
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Gerbil Shot

Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 06, 2007
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gerbil curry

a woman takes a large amount of laxatives and also applies scented oiles and dims the lights to acheive the correct atmosphere for the holy seremony.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
i heard that couple over there have a gerbil curry every saturday.
by gerbilover June 27, 2009
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buck gerbil

When I was twelve, I was hung like a buck gerbil. And that was when it was hard
by Hillary Yes July 01, 2022
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gerbil trimmer

A gerbil trimmer is wen a boy/girl shaves their partners pubes while liking them out/sucking them off
Hey sarah go so kinky she gave me a gerbil trimmer
by bloodonthepantyfloor September 28, 2012
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gerbil rocket

1. fuck someone in the ass
2. insert a toilet paper tube into their loose asshole
3. insert gerbil into tube
4. light a match at the end of the tube to force gerbil farther up inside asshole
5. remove tube and enjoy the wriggling of a small to medium sized animal inside your anus
6.good luck getting it out
Last night after a felching session, Bill gave Tom a gerbil rocket
by Jim McFunk April 29, 2006
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Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.
Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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