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gap troll 

a hairy, dwarfish creature that dwells under a bridge and is a trusted employee of The Gap. Often wearing the original Gap Denim Button-down and khakis, it allows entry into The Gap only to those who are wise enough to answer its riddles correctly. When excited, it will dance, rubbing its buttocks in a fit of joy, against its annoyed coworker or other patron who didnt answer the riddle correctly.
---What are you?
"I am the Gap Troll"
"Im quite an object I must confess, put one of me in a barrel, and I make it weigh less. What am I?"
---"Umm...a hole?!"
"YES! Welcome to The Gap!"
gap troll by Ariel Rebecca April 16, 2006
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The word gap it originated from the suburban ghetto of mascot which means to leave the seen of a crime or place.
homie 1: man we're going to get caught!

homie 2: you're right lets gap it geeh!!
gap it by puzle one April 25, 2008
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Gap Goody 

I'm not giving Isaac any gap goody tonite
Gap Goody by Imani1 January 4, 2009

Gap year 

A year between graduating high school and beginning university/college typically spent traveling or working.
A great woman named k8_days_till_gap_year is well known within the Insatagram community for counting the days until her gap year
Gap year by 579 Days! July 13, 2015

Gap tooth Muslim 

Anyone who's name is Mohammed or Guillermo
Gap tooth Muslim :Mohammed you gap tooth terrorist

Gap in your own plate 

Pay attention to what is going on with you and not with your neighbor/sibling/etc
At dinner you are fighting with your sisters/brothers and your parents say - gap in your own plate - stop paying attention to what others are doing
"The clothing store named after glyceraldehyde-3-phosphate (GAP)"-Spencer
I bought some new drip from GAP INC.
GAP INC. by MR. PPP December 3, 2019