Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 04, 2023
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Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.
by Vemtrex September 10, 2020
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Gandalf Gangster

A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)
by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020
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Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho
“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear

I know right!”
by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022
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Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"
by BigDawgJ September 04, 2021
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Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017
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