goat

overused term used by people who have never won a fantasy football championship but still swear they are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time)

I am the GOAT of fantasy football because I have had byes in 3 consecutive years, but I never won the chip

by Fam! March 7, 2016

Goat

An animal that matty likes to pleasure.

Matty has a goat fettish

by Micheal Collins February 17, 2005

goat

to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom

"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."

by MonicaAlb March 12, 2010

Goat

A goat can be newly defined as a lesbian. It is often described with adjectives in front of it such as stupid, ugly, or fucking. A goat is not the good kind of lesbian, it is the very bad kind. It belongs to the class of words that include goat, kitty, and ram.

Mary: I may be a lesbian, but at least I'm not a stupid goat like you!

Patty: You're not just a lesbian, you're a fucking goat too!

by Masterpp4u December 28, 2005

GoAT

Go away troll.
chat-room acronym

A variation comeback on the (hrmm, rejected by the majority of UD editors?) acronym YHBT: you have been trolled. Ok, now ya'all know.
thank you, but no thanks.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Goat

Gayest of all time

You are a fucking GOAT

by Punpy October 23, 2018

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

by Lauren February 6, 2003