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Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006
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Stinky Fisherman

While banging the victim from behind, or doggystyle, you stick one of your fingers in their ass, getting some doo-doo butter on there, then reach up and give the victim a fish-hook in the mouth.
James' girlfriend wouldnt let him stick it in her ass so he gave that bitch a stinky fisherman
by JT Thomas January 27, 2008
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Derek Fisher

One of the most judicious and agile point guards ever to play in the NBA. He is known for his ferocious defense, three point shooting, stealing, court vision, timing and most of all confidence. Derek Fisher is now in his second run with the Los Angeles Lakers having signed a three year contract. His teammates are always quoted saying he's one of the most chivalries gentleman off the court but an absolute tireless beast on it. Derek Fisher wears the jersey number #2.
Dumb Guy: The your teams confidence and flow has slipped a lot within the last 5 minutes of the third.
Lakers Fan: It's cause Derek Fisher is resting. They'll bring him in for the majority of the fourth, he'll nail some threes, give some unbelievable assists and we'll win.
Dumb Guy: Dude, I'm so stupid. Sorry.
by A'sweetin. May 21, 2008
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bottom-fisher

A person that is inclined toward the act of analingus. Commonly used in association with boys - and girls - that derive extreme pleasure and uncontained excitement from tossing salad. Also known to be used in reference to certain individuals that come down with Hepatitis of the A complex or oral herpes.
Did you see that girls ass?? Hell, I would become a full-time bottom-fisher if she was my girl.

Tony, did you hear that Ralphie came down with a case of the Hep-A. I am not surprised, he is a notorious bottom-fisher.
by Sausy Jack July 24, 2008
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TRIPPLE FLUSHER

When requiring three flushes to remove all fecal matter from the toilet.
After cloging the toilet with poop, Jermoe flushed three times and said, wow! A tripple flusher!
by Rodd June 27, 2006
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four flusher

1. Somebody who is obviously lying, posturing, idly boasting, who does not have the goods; one who is 'so full of shit' that it would take four flushes during the movement to clear the bowl.

Originally from game of poker, c.1880, one who bluffs that they have five cards in a flush when they only hold four.
Steve: Phil doesn't really have a summer house?
Bob: No, he's living with his parents. He's a lying, four-flushing sack of shit.
by hactar May 1, 2003
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fisher

a big, strong, sexy, long haired male. usually is pirate like and eats rocks for breakfast then shits out gunpowder.
by mike fisher May 13, 2004
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