Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Soulja Game Fuse

The most powerful console ever made, Soujia boy is losing millions of dollars so that everyone can buy it for 400 dollars. Nintendo and Sony announced bankruptcy a day later, knowing that they would never be able to compete, and Microsoft's stock price dropped by over 60%. The only system that could compete is the Ouya with its amazing games.

"The Soulja Game Fuse has officially cured cancer."

by Adolph Blaine Charles David December 18, 2018

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.

Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"

by sirdefenition June 3, 2017

funerific

The coolest word soon to be in the English dictionary. Super fun it means.

Guy: Hey dude, had a funerific time last night!

Other Guy: Yeah! Let's do that again sometime!

by FireBlaze September 28, 2006

funeral

A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.

Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.

by PinocchiOpiate February 18, 2007