a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack
by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013
Get the bung fungus mug.when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
Get the earlingus fungus mug.When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.
I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.
by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015
Get the Guinea Fungus mug.Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015
Get the face fungus mug.This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
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