funkle nugget

Someone who is retarted and should die.

George is a complete funkle nugget

by naenaeboy January 9, 2019

funglefeet

The sudden urge to put your feet in a burning fire

I’m feeling a little funglefeet said the man

by Fred rickety February 9, 2019

funcle

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

Funcle

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

by anonymous May 4, 2020

Funcle

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

fujjle

A fujjle is like a bossman or top dog, no one can mess with him. Mafia drug lords started this back in 1900's calling their bosses "fujjle".

DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S THE FUJJLE'S CAR

by Ziggy Zion June 29, 2021