FUmp

FUmp- From the root - Have been well and truly FUmped, to FUmp. FUmping , to vindictively seek out from a position of power any minority of any orientation for a quick quash giving oneself elevated gratification. FUmp, a male, who is supremely relentless at abusing power, inhumanly and without fair rights, quashing the innocent, any time, any place, anywhere.

" Look at me folks, it's my agenda . A minority is about to get quashed. The dyed blonde FUmp is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so marginalized they can be removed from existence."

by A bad day October 27, 2018

frumpkin

A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.

Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.

by betty May 13, 2005

fumping

When you fuck someone in order to dump your bf/gf.

Jay:Hey are you finally fumping Jordan tonight.
Chelsea: Yah I can't say it to his face.

by Torie<3<3 June 13, 2008

Fump

Combination of 'fart' and 'dump.' A fump is when you think you have to take a big shit, but when you sit on the toilet to do it, you just let out a huge, explosive fart. Some small, misshapen pieces of poo usually accompany a fump.

"Man I thought I had to take a huge shit, but it was just a fump."

by Jeuni October 13, 2012

frumpkin

1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.

Matthew: Luek u r a frumpalushious frumpkin
Shade . o O ( ROFL! )

by Matthew Larsen February 19, 2005

half-fumpty

Half full and half empty at the same time.

It's a metaphor towards how you look at life. Some days the glass is half full and other days the glass is half empty. Most days, it is half-fumpty.

by vibrations March 18, 2010

frumpkin

a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.

Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.

by Kyle Queen March 5, 2008