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get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mr marszalek December 27, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
mugGet the a fuckwit genius called pinochiomug.

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021
mugGet the You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them thinkmug.

Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

Fuckwit

A person employed by an agency to work alongside someone who has been doing the same job for years, and the fuckwit will not take any advice from the experienced worker
Why didn't you ask how to do that, you fuckwit!
by tonyhighlands April 19, 2018
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

Fuckwit

An absolute moron, the worst way you can describe a person's intelligence or a person that does Jackshit.
That utter Fuckwit.
by Rorshach1234567890 March 21, 2023
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

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