someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

fuckstick textington by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

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Fuckstick-ass-bitch

A total fucking moron, tool, douche-bag, and cocksucker(fuckstick) with an added quality of being a coward, hoe, a piece of shit, snitch, and a dumbass(ass-bitch). These are the type of motherfuckers you avoid at all costs because these bitches will get a nigga hemmed up.

Me: That dude is a fuckstick!!

Snowflake:No, that motherfucker is a fuckstick-ass-bitch!!!

Fuckstick-ass-bitch by DFW April 13, 2022

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fuckstick smackmuffer

heterosexual man man strap-on my dick dick jerk

Shit, that hot chick took off with that fuckstick smackmuffer dammit!

fuckstick smackmuffer by Mr. Fartowsky November 5, 2019

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Frankenstein Fuckstick

A male pornstars penis which appears to be a totally different colour to the rest of his body

"God look at the Frankenstein Fuckstick on that guy, He is pale as milk and has a brown cock"

Poor Alice was about to be penetrated from the rear when she noticed a reflection in the bedroom mirror, "christ" she screamed "you are not getting that Frankenstein fuckstick near me"

Frankenstein Fuckstick by madtechie January 7, 2008

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