fooney

The feeling and smell on your face after a nice clean shave.

My dad's face was fooney after he shaved.

After I shaved, I didn't feel fooney. Maybe because I missed a spot.

by nails907 November 4, 2013

Froner

Frat Boner

The boner that frat stars get when they walk into an ABC party and see a sorority slut only a few strips of selectively place caution tape.

Also can be a boner caused by alumni reminiscing of their glory frat daddy days.

Frat Star 1: "That theta from last night was fine as hell dude"

Frat Star 2:"Yeah I had a major froner until her big came and made her go back to the house"

by NotSpaynce October 29, 2014

Alex Froner

He’s the guy who spills out liquid earwax onto his younger brother.

Dude, don’t be an Alex Froner, control your ears.

by Gilbert Franklin October 10, 2019

fone

The Act of Eating while Driving!!

or fonification, the act of drinking while driving

Ray is such an amazing foner!!

by William9887 February 23, 2008

Froner

The low fro of Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers. Famously made when pictures surfaced showing him lifting his hand in the air..showing his patch.

Sally: *looks at froner picture* Aww, look how cute they all---omg, Sarah LMAO look!

Sarah: What?

Sally: Look at Nick Jonas.


Sarah: What? He looks so cute smil---OMG! LOL. Guy needs to shaveee!

by Kelsey from The Night Cru! September 28, 2008

fonejanear

((phone - ja -near))
*someone who can figure out anything about just about any phone;;

if they dont already know it it wont take them long to learn

jimmy - i got this new phone and i cant work it

johnny - take it to brandon he's a phreakin fonejanear

by <3 breanna nicole June 22, 2010

Flonely

Fat and lonely

When you love food more then being in a relationship, man I am so hungry - I'm going to be Flonely forever

by The cutest house on earth August 30, 2016