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Fro Fettish

The crazy out-of-control obsession with out-of-control hair! Usually, the upside down bowl, the Helmet Hair, the classic 70s fro, or the definitely-in-need-of-conditioner fro. People who suffer from The Fro Fettish are attracted to anyone who has a fro, and have the crazy urge to get their hands on that piece of hair.
Melissa: OMFG DID YOU SEE HIS FRO?
Kat: Not again, Melissa. You need to learn how to control your Fro Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
by Kitty1006 September 27, 2010
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Fro tusseler

To tussle someones fro, in other words; to annoy, bother, nag, or anger.
Fro meaning afro (hair style usualy worn by black people)
Tusseler meaning to annoy or inferiate.
Random: yoh man, your gf's a beast, what do you see in that dog.
Person: (to other friends) that dudes really starting get to me
Friend: He's just a fro tusseler, no worries
by Try me 0255 March 9, 2009
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fro-crane

a person that gets high everyday, and who also cries when the dungeon music is played from the nintendo game "legend of zelda"
"I fro-craned so hard last week. I thought my eyes were gong to burn right out of their sockets."

"I finally made it to gannon's dungeon, but then fro-crane started to set in, and my eyes began to tear up"
by henrod July 2, 2008
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fro powers

The power that all killjoys have that have fros
Ray used fro powers on Gerard to win the battle
by xXDROPED_DEADXx May 13, 2016
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Neck Fro

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.
Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.
by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012
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fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011
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genital fro

a fro on your genitalia. male or female.
"Man, Gina's genital fro is starting to resemble a wolverine."
by lickerofscrotumahhaha June 30, 2004
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