Fing

Abbreviation of the word "fucking" used where you don't want to the F-word, like in front of kids or grandparents.
Preferably used with the word "thing" or other words ending with "-ing".

Nice fing thing, brah!
You look absolutely fing bling amazing!

by COCO_ONE May 14, 2021

5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!

Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.

by SydiWadd October 29, 2014

finger crotch

The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.

Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.

by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008

finger popping

Sticking your finger in and out of a hole, repeatedly.

My boyfriend and the neighbor chic have been finger popping eachother all day!

by votenowar June 10, 2014

Shrewsbury Finger

Originating in the late 90s outdoor party scene in the area surrounding Shrewsbury, West Shropshire the Shrewsbury Finger is when the index finger is wagged vociferously in both recognition and appreciation of a 'bangin tune' slipped in by a DJ usually specialising in drum 'n' bass, breaks or techno.

"Nafe's givin' it the Shrewsbury Finger to this tune!"

by Beardy Mat July 13, 2006