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Friendly Acquaintance

Someone who you'll act matey with when you're around each other, but you aren't actually friends. Neither of you will actually instigate hanging out nor contact each other. Tends to be someone who you see through a mutual friend, in school, at work, through a group etc.
Tim :Ugh I've got no plans this weekend, all my mates are busy

Sal:Why don't you see Jerry, you guys always have a ball when you hangout!
Tim:Nah mate he's only a Friendly Acquaintance, we're not actually friends sadly.

Sal: Ah fairs.
by mrperson123 January 10, 2019
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Muppet Friendly Society

The muppet friendly society is something that developed during the late 1990's and early 2000's, whereby everything is explained in a play school like fashion, everything in such a society is safe and designed for low intelligence people so that even they cannot get it wrong or will not make them feel thick, even things that are obvious and self explanatory require detailed instructions with words AND pictures. Some people may know all of this as 'dumbing down' but I think that this term is more appropriate.
Britain, The muppet friendly society, where even bus stations have to have notices warning about moving vehicles.
by The Scottish Contingent April 2, 2011
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Friendly fifth

That last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.

This assures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.
Only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?
by DAG February 9, 2013
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friendly juices

Juices that come out when you squeeze your friends
"Let me squeeze you!"
"No! My friendly juices will ruin your grandmamas rug!"
by TheFakeGinger May 2, 2016
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friendly cuddles

Cuddles with someone that isn't a love interest.

Friendly cuddles follow these guidelines

-clothed
-no kisses

-hands kept away from private parts

-no feelings towards one another
"Yo man, Britney and I totally hung out and we cuddled"

"Brad. She told me those were strictly friendly cuddles"
"Yeah man I know, but I still got to have her body next to mine"
by Youahoekk July 2, 2016
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bipolar friendly

In 2016 to get and keep a 'normal' job, you still have to hide your bipolarity from your employer. I hope our society will become bipolar friendly one day.
by nourbipolaire October 5, 2016
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friendly douchebag

A dude who takes part in typical douchebag activities, but still maintains a decent enough personality to give a slight fuck about someone else's feelings.
"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."
by d_bag24 May 26, 2018
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