Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.
When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.
by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003
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Children's Aid

Those fucking sons of a bitches that take peoples children. Mostly when the child is safe and the parents are innocent, just to piss them off and make money for the society.
"Wheres your son?"
"Fucking Children's aid took him."
"bastards"
by Mikochan June 18, 2009
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Hand Children

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand
I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.
by Nibiru33 March 03, 2010
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boomerang children

Children who move out of their family's house, purportedly to get jobs and/or start their own lives, but who return shortly thereafter to live with their parents again.
As the cost of living increases and jobs become harder to find, more and more parents find that instead of having an empty nest, they have boomerang children living with them.
by Sparky McSparkerson June 12, 2008
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Children Of Bodom

An awesome power/speed metal (of sorts) from frosty Finland. They named themselves after a murder case in Finland a few years ago.
They are fronted by the awesome Alexei Laiho whom I thought was a hot chick on first brief glance at a photo. I was mistaken. However, he would make an awesome lady.
Children Of Bodom are MANLY
by TimFS December 27, 2004
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children of bodom

Kick ass metal band. any one who says other wise will burn in hell like the litle bitch they are.
"I dont like Children of bodom.... They suck."
"Eat shit and burn in hell ass hole."
by master of puppets. June 13, 2006
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