Floppingoogin

When having sexual Intercourse with a 2000 pound woman with a flaccid penis then your dog/cat comes into the room and starts humping your leg then a bird comes in and shits on the woman's forehead then the bird eats your ass

Damn, I just got back from a disgusting Floppingoogin!

by That one guy with a foreskin October 25, 2018

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

jerry flopping

When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm

Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*

I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day

by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017

Flip-flopping

When two men are having sex, flip-flopping means to penetrate and to fuck each other’s anal one after the other. It often implies a longer sex; not to fuck and to reach to the ecstasy one by one, but to continue the cycle to stop fucking then to get fucked.

“Are you more top or bottom?”
“I like both. Flip-flopping is the best for me”

by S.C.O. October 24, 2019

Fooping

To browse, update status/pictures/information, or make comments on Facebook while on the toilet anticipating or performing a bowel movement.

I was at the airport waiting and trying to pass some time while Fooping you.

Facebook status: "is Fooping" *like*

by lexus99 January 27, 2011

fopzinger

A blue monkey one sees when they sniff nail polish remover.
see stidge

Whoa.Wazzup,Fopzinger? Is that rainbow-colored unicorn for me?

by Destiny March 23, 2005