December Fools Day

December 21, 2012 The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.

THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.

Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.

by clintonk March 5, 2011

foopaloot

The act of foopalooting. The necrophiliac activity of exhuming a recently deceased female corpse, then proceeding to jump up and down on the stomach or fupa area until a substantial vaginal discharge exits the vagina. Finally, the foopalooter eats the discharge with a spoon (yes, it must be a spoon).

John really likes to foopaloot, he goes a couple times a week.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

Foodstampin it

Basically bumming it out.

Think im just gonna go home, jerk my monkey, and just keep foodstampin it.

by wang bang September 14, 2007

Foolskin

the one one who fools around with skin

Stop foolskin around over their.

by connor brendon chin November 1, 2008

Foolspinning

1) The act of making closetalkers who believe they must stand directly in front of you slowly rotate around you by turning 45 degrees every few seconds, which causes them to move in front of you again, and doing all of this without the closetalker even realizing it, thus making them look like an idiot.

2) An up and coming sport in the Southern U.S.

Dillon won at foolspinning by making Adam circle him 1 1/2 times!

by El Diablo 3000 January 26, 2009

Foobs

Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.

The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.

by Spencer45 March 11, 2021

Double April Fools

This prank occurs on April Fool's day. It involves attempting to play a prank on someone, backing down and telling them that you are joking, and then doing the prank anyways. In essence, one commits two pranks in one swift motion, simliar to a boomarang or maybe a pulley of some sort.

You go up to someone, for instance, on a balconey or some higherlevel building, and say "I'm going to push you off the balconey," then, "Hahah, just kidding, April Fool's" but you push them off the balconey anyways.

by crash landon April 1, 2005