ben folds

The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time

"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."

by Mike Meth June 12, 2005

I folded

when you're talking to a person you're interested in either you get nervous when you talk to them or someone, or when someone takes you away from the other person ( , cock blocking

i folded i folded i folded

by 3irnd November 12, 2020

folding freddy

During sex, you put your dick under her titties back and forth.

Man, John really gave Nicole a really nice folding freddy last night.

by Johnathan Reyes April 21, 2017

Logan Fold

When your buddy says he’s closing down the bar and ends up in bed by 10PM

Person 1: Yo where’s Logan
Person 2: He went home
Person 1: typical Logan fold

by Rizmirez May 9, 2023

straight folded

When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."

Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.

by the count of monte cristo December 26, 2006

cold fold

To fold a hand when checking is an option. Usually only done when playing from the big blind and facing no chance of winning.

I had 25 offsuit with six opponents in and a flop of KQJ. I cold folded just to save myself the time.

by The Maksic December 6, 2006

folding offense

An outrageous mistake, misunderstanding, or insult. Unforgivable behavior.

I don’t care how many time you apologize, Jess; it was a folding offense.

by Jessica Loraine March 12, 2021