DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

flies all over me

When a crazy librarian gets angry and says what you’ve done makes her angry.

Man, that person not doing their job really flies all over me!

by SumoOrange February 13, 2018

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014

garfbeu Flied

“garfbeu Flied” (spelled in that exact way) originally roots from a misspelling of popular pop culture character Garfield. “garfbeu Flied” is usually depicted as a skinny cat which loves to utter the words “Desmond oh Desmond I long for pasta.” “garfbeu Flied” was created by world renowned comedian Mario Peneloza. Mario is most famous for his catchphrase “Buivr.” “garfbeu Flied” has continued to gain popularity since his creation in the year 1779. “garfbeu Flied” has, as of 2020, become real. He now wanders the streets of Downtown San Diego California. Sightings of “garfbeu Flied” have been reported since his Tuesday.

I love garfbeu Flied. He is quite lovely.

by Grayson #3 August 25, 2022

Rains mice and flies.

a fine rain.

It is opposite to the expression rains cats and dogs.

Hey Salwa! you don't have to wear your raincoat. It is only raining mice and flies.

In Kurdistan, it usually rains mice and flies in fall.

rains mice and flies.

by zana abbas July 6, 2016

Being flied

When a person is being by an accesive amount flies

There is so many flies buzzing around my head, i thought i was being flied

by Imtlignent peron July 14, 2019