A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022
Get the DOG PECKER FLIESmug. by trespassa90 August 21, 2022
Get the Fliedmug. Blue and green bot flies that deposit their offspring in the warm moist climate of the human female external genitalia. More complete not occur near blue waffles. High offensive odor when prepared biked.
The doctor said that the patients blue waffle platter was spoiled as evidenced by the swarm of pussy flies in the exam room.
by Waffle Dr June 13, 2023
Get the pussy fliesmug. (please note: these are modernised versions of the use of this phrase)
”Seriously! They just stole my food, and no flies! ”
”She was literally so hot, no flies”
”Seriously! They just stole my food, and no flies! ”
”She was literally so hot, no flies”
by hehehehoohoo :p licc May 5, 2021
Get the and no fliesmug. 
The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
by Mags85 December 11, 2013
Get the As the Bird Fliesmug. by Tibicena May 12, 2023
Get the Time flies when you're having funmug.