The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.
"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."
by turbopony December 14, 2013
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Flis Pitman is not a real person - it is a state of mind. We've all had those days where you get home from work and you realise your day's still not done: maybe the cat's thrown up on your favourite balaclava; maybe your fish-tank burnt down. You just can't seem to catch a break.

Flis Pitman is a state of being. We've all Flis Pitman'd at some stage in our lives, and if you haven't Flis Pitman'd yet you'll probably Flis Pitman at some point in the future.

Well you're not alone friend, because I'll be right there with you - Flis Pitman-ing at your side.
So you call up your mates and you go out for a drink and you go absolutely Flis Pitman. You just do it. Someone gets hold of some cocaine and a length of garden hose and you find yourself saying fuck it - because life is boring, because you're a closet nutcase, because you wake up every morning and you look in the mirror and you think "ugh, why do I insist upon wearing these stupid balaclavas".
by SM Ripper May 12, 2020
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Perform a task really well
Jim: Hey Bob, did you get the inventory updated?

Bob: Hells yeah my brotha, I floss and flied that bitch!
by TJ517 February 04, 2010
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Not good, festering, annoying. A term used to express discontent or disapproval of something.
My bud Marz is not going to be here tonight. Flies.
by Mr. Boo #1 July 27, 2018
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Fake lies.

Lies with comedic intentions.
I can never tell when Jake is serious because he flies all the time.
by Lolliepop420 April 14, 2019
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Your not an Aussie if you haven’t said this before.
*summer in Australia*
Aussie *drinking a beer while sitting near a barbie* “THESE FUCKING FLIES
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